I'm on a boat!

Boats. Yep they're awesome. And strangely a HUGE part of travel. Ok, well it's not strange when you think about it. It's actually a brilliant way to travel. When I had to pick my specialty I was smack with a hard reality, that there is a roughly a billion specialties to chose from. From business travel, to eco tourism. It's a massive spectrum, and being thrown into the mix and being told I better pick or I'll drown in all the options, well it's scary.

How does one decide what is the one focus they want in this career, it's broad and amazing what all you can do. But it's not practical, and it's not smart business to be all over the board. You can't know all the tasty details over every kind of travel out there, you have to set your focus and become the uber guru to your chosen specialty.

I started thinking about what I love to do, and I kept going back to three things. First, was that I love the creepies! I do, I cannot get enough of that stuff, but again when being practical, it's a very limited field. And then there's Island travel, white sandy beaches, sending my clients on a vacation that seems to take place in paradise. The problem I find with that is, it's not diverse, not really. Yes there are several resorts and beautiful locations to be seen, but the diversity really breaks down to what you can afford.

The third calling I felt drawn to was cruising. At first I hesitated to even consider it, because I thought it more than likely lacked a lot of diversity. But when I started going through brochures we had here in the office, I found that the cruising we saw Kathy Lee promoting, wasn't all that was out there for people to do. There's whale watching cruises, theme cruises, and what got my attention, European river cruises. The field of cruising is endless, and it's got something for anyone who is looking for a great vacation, that is affordable.

So there it is my gnomes. My chosen field is cruises, of all shapes and styles! I found my yellow brick road, and I'm really off on this adventure.

Lesson #1, they're called ships, not boats.

THIS IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Well my little gnomes, Halloween weekend is finally upon us. The weekend will be full of ghost and goblins and the skanky women in an "animal" costumes. For all of those who are looking for something fun to do this weekend in my happy stomping grounds of good ole Dallas Texas (and have been too lazy to read my blog till today) I have some fun little options for all of you to part take in. There's a lot, so the quips will be at a minimum.

First there's the Dallas Women's Chorus and their wonderful Masquerade (my mommy sings with them), it's a lovely evening with silent auctions, tastey wine, and a reason to wear formal wear with a haunting mask. All the money goes towards the Chorus! It's a great cause and a wonderful party for those looking for a classy event. http://www.thewomenschorusofdallas.com/Masquerade.html

Next is the Oak Lawn Block Party, for those of you NOT looking for a classy event to attend. The block party takes place on Cedar Springs in uptown Dallas and is a blast, from the five clubs all around blasting fist pumping jams, to the (what seems like) fifty vendors selling your favorite booze right there on the street, but the costumes are the real treat, the effort put into them is clear because you can't turn without seeing a jaw dropping masterpiece. http://www.caven.com/

If those don't suit your fancy then there's a few haunted tours for you to go check out like:

• The McKinney Ghost walk http://www.chestnutsquare.org/programs/mckinney-ghost-tour.asp
• The Grove in Jefferson Texas http://www.thegrove-jefferson.com/

Or there's always the famed Haunted Houses (theme park style)...

• Thrillvania http://thrillvania.com/
• Screams Theme Park http://www.screamspark.com/
• The Cutting Edge http://www.cuttingedgehauntedhouse.com

Don't forget there's a whole mess of rumored haunted hotels all over the metroplex from the Adolphus, the Lawrence, to even Miss Molly's bed and Breakfast in Fort Worth, where ever you go this weekend, the chance of a good scare is right around the corner. There's bound to be something somewhere for all your Halloween needs and delights, even if you stay home checking out your favorite scary movie is taking part in the holiday fun. Just make sure you're having fun... You don't want to upset the spirit of Halloween.

Fun from the Wide Eyed view... Part 1!

This is the beginning of the end, the final series of blogs for the month! This brainchild started the whole Halloween themed blogs in October. Granted, yes, October being the month of Halloween was a wee bit of the reason too, but let’s focus on these blogs being a labyrinth of twist and turns of true Halloween inspiration (cue Halloween-y themed music)! The honest inspiration of this is simple, for most people who don’t have kids to take trick or treating, or love to go to a bar typesetting, Halloween is lost on them. Because let’s face it, they can’t show up to some strangers house asking for candy without it being a stranger danger moment, and some people don’t find it a hoot to pour copious amounts of booze down their throats while trying to figure what animal ears the woman in the Victoria’s Secret nightie is wearing.  These people shouldn’t be counted out when it comes to Halloween fun because they refuse to be creepy and sloppy, and for those gentle souls, I present to you some options that are suited to your fancy.

We begin with the Hotel Lawrence a historic building tucked away in downtown Dallas. This hotel is classic and you can’t help but feel completely immersed in Dallas history. When walking into the swanky lobby, the fact that this is rumored to be one of the most haunted locations to stay in the Metroplex seems to drift away. The art deco décor is lavish and inviting, and the promise of milk and cookies makes it almost impossible to want to leave the comfortable seating area. But this stay isn’t about comfy couches and tasty treats, alas no, it’s about the bumps in the night and the fables haunting the halls. Legend has it that there are several haunted hot spots in the Lawrence and of course, my devotion to my readers I went to find out for myself how haunted the rooms where.

I imagine my staying at the Lawrence was what it was like for Mr. King to stay at the Stanley Hotel. If I had been left there alone with nothing but my room and a typewriter, I probably could have written a masterpiece. There are a few specific tales of why and what is haunting the Lawrence, in room 1009 is rumored to be the dwelling of a congressman who took his life, and in the basement the sound of children can be heard and the laundry carts move on their own. But the most recordings and scariest stories are of the legendary room 807, the haunt belonging to the deadly and devious Smiley.  There is debate on how he came to an untimely demise, some say it was a brutal butchering, other’s say it was by his own hands that he made his way into the afterlife, but all agree that Jack “Smiley” Jackson is no ghost to fool around with, from chocking guests with towels to allegedly slitting the throat of a man named Brookshire. I will admit the fear of staying in a hotel with such a devious spirit was a little uneasy, so naturally when I called to confirm my room I made certain I was staying in room 807.

When I arrived in my room, I got a true sense that I was stepping back into the past, making it easy to let all the spooky senses become heighten, and to my macabre fascination the view from my room looked over the grassy knoll, escalating the fear factor of the room to a magnificent level. I did some searching around looking for some spooks and frights. I didn’t see any visual apparitions but the goose bumps were there along with the sneaky feeling that I was not alone. I did find some startling evidence that I am a chicken, I made several attempts to go to the basement but for some mysterious (ok I say “mysterious” you might say “wussy”) reason I could never manage to send the elevator to the basement floor.

Perhaps I was a fortunate soul and the ghost of good kind Smiley decided he would let me stay in peace,  or perhaps he used me as a catalyst to tell other’s there’s no fear and to come stay at the Lawrence so he can feed his thirst of savage hauntery. There is no telling of what is real or make believe when looking into the paranormal. I’m not a ghost hunter, I’m just a girl who loves to look at the world with open eyes and let whatever excitement come my way. It’s fun to be scared, its fun to be frightened, so even though I didn’t see any goblins or ghouls it was still fun sitting on pins and needles waiting to see what might jump out of the darkness. 

(to be continued….)

Who wants to stumble around like a zombie?

Ahh October, my favorite month of the year. It's the glorious time when the leaves change, the cool weather starts rolling in. Oh and it's also Halloween. Let me make something clear, Halloween is my absolute favorite holiday. It's truly all about having fun, no stress about cooking a huge bird or what I'm going to shove in it to make it taste scrumptious. Or stress about how I'm going to make my paycheck stretch far enough to feed my family, cover my bills, and buy a billion gifts for everyone I love and adore, or the dreadful stress of not wanting to be alone for the holiday or making sure you find the perfect way to say "Hey, I love your face". Nope, Halloween is all about being a brilliant day of fun and escape (and we all know how much I love the chance to escape). Plus it's fun to get scared sometimes, the rush you get when you get a little holiday fright... I love it.

But back to what this is really about, if your favorite traveler loves the creepiness of Halloween and the escape of hotels, it's safe to say a creepy hotel is my jack pot. Thus begins my Halloween inspired blog series, starting with Creepy Hotels that make my butt clench.

First, let me ask you, have you ever wanted to stay somewhere where the former owners were hacked to death my their daughter? Well at the Lizzie Borden house, your dream can come true! For only $150 a night you can stay where one of the most infamous murders in America took place. This Victorian gem has been restored and converted into a darling bed and breakfast. Come in and relax in the parlor where Andrew Borden napped just before getting slayed away by the apple of his eye, rest in the bed where Abby Borden was hacked away, and every morning dine on the the delicious breakfast (or as I like to call it, the last meal o'Borden) sampling the tasty treats the Borden's did just before they died. But hey if you're a little too much of a pansy to stay in this rustic beauty, tours are available for you at $12.50 a pop.

Next on the line is a hotel where you can say it's truly all about location. The Hotel Carter in New York City, is tucked into the exciting world of Time Square, it's luxury location and discounted prices are without compare and I'm guessing the smell of rancid rat feces make it the total package. I love making note of this hotel mostly because it's creepy for a very unexpected reason, and also solidifies something I told my sister. That yes, even though a hotel is inexpensive, it doesn't make it worth catching lice over. And at the Carter you get just that, it is voted one of the Dirtiest Hotels by Tripadvisor. Now if you're looking for a ghost element, there is the story about a dead woman found under a bed, but in all honesty when you look at the stories of how disgusting this place is, I don't think it's the ghost that will make your skin crawl, no, I think it's going to be the roaches and rats.

Last on this list is one near and dear to my heart, you see as a child I remember my father being in LOVE with the Shining, he watched it several times, and even went to stay at the Stanley Hotel. The movie has never really been scary for me, because I feel a true connection to it, because like my father I am a horror movie buff who would go stay in the home of Michael Meyers should it exist. The hotel was the inspiration for the great Stephen King when he stayed there in room 217, giving us the staggering book that haunted so many of us. Later the legend of the hotel became embedded all the more in our fascinations with Stanley Kubricks cinematic portrayal of the nightmares King wrote about. I should let you all know that the movie was not filmed in the actual Stanley Hotel, it was filmed in the Timberline Lodge in Oregon, maybe an option for those of you with who'd like the diet Shining experience. But in all honesty the Stanley Hotel is truly a piece of Americana history, especially it's pop culture history.

Now I never promised in this blog any ghosts, but I did promise creepy... You're welcome.