Thursday, December 29, 2011

Floating on Air.


Ok we all know that New Year's Eve is the night to go out and party, and it is believe me I know (I'm still planning my attack for all the parties I want to attend that night). But what about New Year's Day? I think we all dismiss it as a day to recover from the wild night prior to it, but why can't New Year's Day, be the day you use to set the tone for the rest of the year? I, of course, am going to issue a challenge! Make New Year's Day something special for you so that you start the year off with a bang. I am challenging myself to plan the most romantic date possible for my main squeeze before he has to go back to the desert and get back to his larnin'. 

I sat down with the genius who guides me, Harold (cha-ching!), and we brain stormed over what would make for a wonderful date in good ole big D. Initially we tossed around restaurants, he highly recommended Adelmo's Ristorante off Mckinney, they apparently have a very cozy spot for lovers to dine and smooch on the second floor, the food is out of this world too. But it seemed that if you're planning the perfect date, a bed and breakfast feel is what you want. It has to be something where you feel whisked away from your life and plunked down into a fairy-tale written just for you (and no that doesn't mean go to Medieval Times, put on a crown and run around screaming I'm a princess). 

We narrowed down the list of perfect settings for the perfect date to three locations, the criteria was that the hotel had to be lavish and luxurious, it had to have a restaurant with one of Dallas' finest dining, and it had to be an amazing location. The three who made the list were the Stoneleigh Hotel, the St. Germain, and of course the Adolphus.

Let's start with the Stoneleigh, it's a classic hotel that silver screen actors from the 40's used to flock to as it was the hotspot to visit when one came to Dallas. It's one of the staples of lavish Dallas history as it has been around since the 20's and with it's new reservations it's got the feel of a brand new starlette fresh from a 1920's movie screen. Along with the phenomenal accommodation that will make you stay tucked away in your room, there's the Bolla Restaurant located in the hotel. This uptown dining delight is under the watchful eye of  creative Chef Cesar Gallego's. For those of you who are budgeting after the holidays and worry that such a fine establishment is well outside of your price range, they offer these amazing four for forty menu's, it's a prefixed menu with a four course meal of some of the Chef's most innovative creations for your delight at such an affordable rate that it's ridiculous!

Next is the Adolphus. I shouldn't even have to tell my readers why the Adolphus is amazing because I have loved it so much that I think you have all come to love it too. However, I will never pass up the chance to gush about my beloved. The reason one should stay at the Adolphus is because it's one of the most romantic places in Dallas to be. The rooms are glorious and so comfortable with their french antique inspired themed. There's no need to leave your room because the staff is willing to bend over backwards to do whatever they can to make your room the absolution of a romantic getaway, but you should leave your room. You should get dressed to the nines grab hold of your significant other and go down to the French Room. There's nothing more romantic than sitting in a cozy table in the corner of one of the most beautiful rooms in Texas while serenaded by light piano music and devour eyerolling extraordinary five star dining.

Last on the list is definitely not the least but it is the smallest, which makes for it's very intimate feel and appeal (see what I did there). This hotel comes with the Harold stamp of approval, it's the Hotel St. Germain located on Maple. It's the only one of the three that is an actual bed and breakfast. It's decorated with a french theme throughout the entire estate and is truly marketed to lovers. The dining is a European themed candle lit restaurant that over looks the ivy covered french quarter styled garden courtyard. It's really the perfect place to go if you want the feel of being isolated in a romantic french cottage but still want the option of hitting the town seeing as Dallas has a lot to offer especially in that area. But again, it's the intimacy you're getting here, where the other two are luxurious and classic, this place is very cozy and small, there's only seven rooms in the entire venue!

I hope you all have a great and safe New Year's Eve*, and I truly hope your year starts off bright and inspiring. There's nothing more wonderful than the promise of a clean slate to start fresh. Happy New Year everyone!

*There's no excuse to drink and drive this New Year's Eve. AAA is offering Tipsy Tow: Even for those whithout a AAA membership, from 6pm-6am New Year's Eve/Day they will tow your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save the number (800) 222-4357

Monday, December 19, 2011

The Nerd is the Word!


Hello my darling little gnomes, I trust you all had a  weekend, filled with wretched packed malls  as you scrambled to find the perfect last minute gift. Christmas time is known for a few staples. One of them is making sure you bought the perfect gift for all your loved ones, and another is Holiday Parties! I went to one holiday party this weekend in Austin, and it wasn't your traditional one. It was hosted by one of the world's largest gaming companies, it was phenomenal. Usually holiday parties are adorn with Christmas trees, garlands decorating every surface the eye can see and delightful Christmas jingles playing for everyone to sing along to. Not this party, this was decorated with classic arcade games, the coolest throw back toys and candy from the 80's, and a wild mix of techno pumping up the dance floor. As I sat back watching absorbing the awesome spirit of the party, I realized nerds do it better.

In the spirit of honoring my nerdy brethren, I thought I'd discuss something that would be a great Christmas gift for your favorite nerd/geek! I present you with (drumroll please) Geeky Travel, brought to you by the Wide Eyed Traveler.


  • Switzerland, yes I understand that little geekcicles trembling up in the mountains sounds a little cruel, but there's something that calls out to those of us up there in that snowy paradise, the Cern Sepercollider. Your favorite nerd will love you beyond comprehension for taking them to see the research facility where they search for the elusive God Particle. This atom smashing research extravaganza would be a notch on your geek's belt that none will be able to compete with. While you're there, you and your geek can hit the slopes, if they're anything like me, they'll wipe out over and over again... on the bunny slopes.
  • Game Central! If you're like me and the cost of traveling to Switzerland immediately isn't really in your budget, then consider this as a holiday gift for your darling pocket-protector-wearing love. Taking them to visit their favorite gaming company. It's a small gesture that goes a long long way (trust me I know). Find out who their favorite developer is and make a weekend of it. Find the coolest hotel, most obscure restaurant, and get the information you need on the company's tour information. You'd be amazed at how wonderful it is to see the inner workings of something you love to do, and the appreciation one gets when they lay eyes on all the hard work they put into making your favorite gamer's past time run smoothly.
  • Starstruck, instead of getting your sci-fi enthusiast another DVD to add to his/her monsterous collection, try taking them somewhere they can actually look at the stars. Find out when the next meteor shower is predicted to take place and take them to a cabin, or even better a trip to Kokopelli's cave up in the cliffs of New Mexio. You can sit on the terrance secluded from the noise of the world and watch the cosmo's own lazer light show.


Nerd vacation's are the new frontier, you need to hop on the segway and follow suit, or you'll get left behind wondering who is going to show you where the HDMI cable is suppose to go. Make your Geek happy this Christmas with an imaginative trip they'll respect and love you for and a stocking full of bacon theme'd products! Merry Christmas my gnomes!

Friday, December 9, 2011

Yep, I'm Special!


Today I am faced with a hard, hard challenge. An even harder challenge than planning the perfect family vacation.... The task that faces me, and stares me down is a complicated one in more ways than I can fathom. I have to write a bio about myself for our travel site. 

You would think, yamming about how amazing you are and letting the world know that you are the best for whatever their needs would be cake walk. But you're wrong. There is a huge obstacle facing you in a challenge like this because as you begin to type you start realizing that all your short comings are not short or meek they're these skyscraper size hurdles that you can never conquer and all those people who said you'd never amount to anything are right! Oh the humanity! Ok, so maybe not so intense but it is a big unforgiving mirror being shown to you. 

Your focus goes from everything you accomplished in your life to every opportunity that seems to have passed you by like a bullet train. Not to mention somewhere in the back of your mind is the fact that eventually after you finally get the emotional strength to pull yourself together and write what you think is the most jaw dropping bio written on a person ever, your boss is going to attack your personal Pulitzer prize winner with a weed whacker. 

But to hell with feeling like a nobody, and to hell with worrying if you're not good enough. I'm going to put on my big girl panties, suck down my body weight in caffeine, munch on some chocolate, blast my favorite tunes, and write a bio that's worthy of having my name attached to it. I am the self proclaimed Queen of Halloween and Paranormal vacations. I got to write a review (that is now highly respected) about a hotel I once dreamed of. Those are just a couple things that I have already accomplished and I have only been in the travel business for six months, image what goals I'll reach after a year or even a decade. The Augustine might be my dream now, but the whispers I hear calling out to me will be answered, and I'll be taking so many people on beer excursions through Prague that it won't be a fantasy, it will feel as at home to me, as Italy feels to Harold. Perhaps you should take a look in the unforgiving mirror, push past everything, and write your own stellar biography, make yourself your own inspiration. 

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Puzzle Pieces


Recently I got in touch with a cousin who has a story that really inspires me. It's been about a decade... or more since I've heard or seen anything from my cousins in Miami. It's not that any of us were avoiding each other, it was just distance and life got the best of us and we all lost touch. But now, thanks to social media it's easy to catch up on those loved ones we lost touch with so long ago (or an ex you wanted to see if they were indeed lost without you).

After getting in touch with my cousin Eddie I found that he had not only grown into a wonderful person, but that he was brave in a way that so few of us are. He went to school and got a degree. Like so much of us he went out into the big world and found a well paying job, and even purchased a home. He did what was expected of everyone, he lived the American dream. What happened after that, I imagine was a lot like a scene from the movie Office Space, Eddie realized he was bored and that this life was not what his soul thrived for, so (in what I consider the bravest thing anyone I have ever known to do) he quit his job, sold his home, and bought a one way ticket to New Zealand. Now Eddie lives a life that he's loves with all his heart and soul. He lives in this gorgeous land living his life to it's fullest. I'm sure the road he chose was not easy but I don't know anyone who seems as happy and free as he is. It makes me jealous and joyful that he found  the strength to go against the grain and create a life that inspires me so much it brings me to tears.

I know little gnomes that I need to bring this around to travel so hold your horses I'm getting there! Since learning about my cousin's dynamic life changing decision and being overwhelmed by his bravery I have started having these dreams about taking/planning a travel package where I send people to go to New Zealand, where they too can be inspired by Eddie's encouraging story. In my dreams he shows them this eye opening world that inspires them and changes who they are too. It's more than a vacation it becomes a pilgrimage for them to discover who they really are. Every time I have these dreams I wake up energized and desperate to find some way, some place for people to find the courage to go out and live the life they actually dream of.

I don't know if I'll ever be able to convince my cousin to become a ground operator and share his story with people, showing them around the new homeland he has found for himself. I will still have his story inspiring me to help people find the path that will change their lives and realize their truest dreams.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Is being environmentally conscious only trendy on vacation?


I have been doing some research on Costa Rica and the option for Ecotourism keeps coming up. I have actually been noticing this a lot but it's really becoming noticeable as I search this vacation spot. I finally reach a soap box point because I'm a little aggravated with this.

I suppose a definition might help:

Ecotourism focuses on volunteering or "voluntourism" (don't get me started on that term), personal growth and environmental sustainability. Ecotourism typically involves travel to destinations where flora, fauna, and cultural heritage are the primary attractions. One of the goals of ecotourism is to offer tourists insight into the impact of human beings on the environment, and to foster a greater appreciation of our natural habitats.

Doing things that revolved around planetary awareness was reserved for the "dirty hippies", you know who I'm referring to. The woodstock, play in the mud, save the whales people. The people who used to go dumpster diving, not because they were looking for food, but because they knew the general public is lazy and doesn't recycle. When the term "ecotourism" hit the travel community I figured it was geared to people like that, that genuinely cared and loved for our planet all the time and finally earned a genre of tourism dedicated to their hard work.

After looking into and seeing what it cost I realized, it was not geared towards them. It was a method for the hip and trendy to make an even bolder statement that they are so with it, that they even take trips that help them save the planet. But does it? Yes it is great to go on a vacation that shows you how to minimize your carbon footprint but how useful is it to take a vacation if you come home and do nothing with it? I'm even one of these people, I came back from Montana all inspired by farm to table and farmer's markets, have I kept up with it, no... I am even guilty of throwing a plastic bottle in the trash..

Perhaps if someone is going to go on a tour designated for ecotourism, it should come with a contract that the traveler has to agree to take what they have learned on their adventure and apply it to their day to day life for at least six months. If we can't start doing something to better the planet with the information we learn on these gorgeous excursions then perhaps we should focus on going to the five star resort and leave the travel that could save the planet to those who aren't lazy and will actually make a difference.


Wednesday, October 26, 2011

THIS IS HALLOWEEN!!!


Well my little gnomes, Halloween weekend is finally upon us. The weekend will be full of ghost and goblins and the skanky women in an "animal" costumes. For all of those who are looking for something fun to do this weekend in my happy stomping grounds of good ole Dallas Texas (and have been too lazy to read my blog till today) I have some fun little options for all of you to part take in. There's a lot, so the quips will be at a minimum.

First there's the Dallas Women's Chorus and their wonderful Masquerade (my mommy sings with them), it's a lovely evening with silent auctions, tastey wine, and a reason to wear formal wear with a haunting mask. All the money goes towards the Chorus! It's a great cause and a wonderful party for those looking for a classy event. http://www.thewomenschorusofdallas.com/Masquerade.html

Next is the Oak Lawn Block Party, for those of you NOT looking for a classy event to attend. The block party takes place on Cedar Springs in uptown Dallas and is a blast, from the five clubs all around blasting fist pumping jams, to the (what seems like) fifty vendors selling your favorite booze right there on the street, but the costumes are the real treat, the effort put into them is clear because you can't turn without seeing a jaw dropping masterpiece. http://www.caven.com/

If those don't suit your fancy then there's a few haunted tours for you to go check out like:


Or there's always the famed Haunted Houses (theme park style)...


Don't forget there's a whole mess of rumored haunted hotels all over the metroplex from the Adolphus, the Lawrence, to even Miss Molly's bed and Breakfast in Fort Worth, where ever you go this weekend, the chance of a good scare is right around the corner. There's bound to be something somewhere for all your Halloween needs and delights, even if you stay home checking out your favorite scary movie is taking part in the holiday fun. Just make sure you're having fun... You don't want to upset the spirit of Halloween.


Tuesday, October 18, 2011

From a Wide Eyed view... Part 2


Good morning and welcome back for the second entry into this series. Today is going to be a great blog because I'm writing about one of my personal favorite hotels and it's my birthday. Yep I'm now somewhere between eight-teen and a hundred. Moving on, today I will proceed with my alternate Halloween activities idea, but still on the same path as yesterday.


Next on the list, the Adolphus. Allow me to make some things clear about the Adolphus, it's one of my favorite hotels in the world. It to me is up there with my precious Augustine in Prague. It is a classic, gorgeous piece of Dallas history, that has stood the test of time and came out as the ultimate luxurious hotel in downtown Dallas. It's one of those places where you feel you should wear black tie to walk through the lobby, but the staff is so kind that they treat you like royalty even when you're slumming it in flip flops and cargo shorts (I was there to look for ghost so I dressed comfortably!). When I started doing research for this project I felt my heart skip a beat because it meant that I had a valid reason to go stay at one of my dream hotels (there may have been a moment where I squealed and did a little spin in my chair).

Onto the Halloween spooky stuff, we'll start with a brief history lesson. Once upon a time there was a girl getting married, so excited about her wedding she decided to have it on her birthday and not just anywhere, no it had to be the perfect place, so she planned her wedding at the Adolphus Hotel in Dallas Texas. She waited for her husband to be, but sadly realized that he had left her jilted at the alter. Lost in her despair and her heart riddled with pain, the bride took her own life hanging herself in the ballroom where she was meant to marry the man she loved. The grand ballroom where the sad bride took her life is now a shell tucked away hidden on the 19th floor of the Adolphus, it's rumored that the bride is still there that she walks the hallways waiting for her groom to finally arrive, but never finding peace for her restless soul.

Of course after hearing about this Faustian story, I knew that I had to stay at the Adolphus on the 19th floor, I needed to see if a grief stricken girl did roam around looking for the man who clearly sucked because he bailed on her wedding day. There's a lot of documented creepiness that I was looking to see if I could encounter:

  • Phantom big band music playing
  • Bride walking around
  • Sounds of a woman crying echoing through the hallways
Those were all the clues to look for, or so I thought. I found that the elevators on the 19th floor were also a draw for those who wish to see the proof of the bride. The videos I have seen were all the same, at a random point in the night (maybe day) the elevators on the 19th floor begin to randomly open and close at the same time over and over again while the phone in the waiting area rings. Should you pick up the phone it will either call down to the lobby, or you will hear the sobs of a mystery woman.

I unfortunately did not get a room on the 19th floor of the hotel, which is fine because the research wasn't meant to be done in my room, it was in the hallways of the floor, so it didn't matter where my decadent room was (on a side note, if I could have stolen my bed and taken it home with me, I would have, it was the best bed I have been on). My partner in crime came with me, and she was ready to shoot pictures but the moment she put fresh batteries in her camera (twice!) the power from them was drained, a classic tell tale sign that we were not alone.

We decided that we needed to go down to the gift shop and try our luck with some newer batteries, we went down the stairwell from our 20th floor room and came across the entrance to the now sealed off ballroom, the look of it made the hairs on my neck stand on end and then of course I tried to look into the open hole in it. All I saw was the blocking of the door keeping us out of the infamous ballroom. While my friend got her batteries in order, I spoke to one of the staff about the ballroom and the bride, I asked him to show me the ballroom and he declined so back to the 19th floor I went. We sat for a while, I jumped a little every time someone came up to the floor, but there was no dance of the elevators. However there was some sense of unease while we sat there, and the middle elevator did this odd thing. It would trigger the light indicating it was going to open and even heard it dock at the floor, but it didn't open. It did this several times and each time was just as hair raising as the first.


All in all my findings were, that this is a magnificent beauty of a hotel and if you're looking for ghost or not, it's the Adolphus. Few hotels in the world match up to it when it comes to elegance and luxury, as for the ghost hunt, it's fun there. You can hunt around all night, the staff is happy to talk to you about all the spooky legends. It's a wonderful stay, oh and if you plan on doing the elevator door stake out, make sure you bring a drink and snack.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Fun from the Wide Eyed view... Part 1!



This is the beginning of the end, the final series of blogs for the month! This brainchild started the whole Halloween themed blogs in October. Granted, yes, October being the month of Halloween was a wee bit of the reason too, but let’s focus on these blogs being a labyrinth of twist and turns of true Halloween inspiration (cue Halloween-y themed music)! The honest inspiration of this is simple, for most people who don’t have kids to take trick or treating, or love to go to a bar typesetting, Halloween is lost on them. Because let’s face it, they can’t show up to some strangers house asking for candy without it being a stranger danger moment, and some people don’t find it a hoot to pour copious amounts of booze down their throats while trying to figure what animal ears the woman in the Victoria’s Secret nightie is wearing.  These people shouldn’t be counted out when it comes to Halloween fun because they refuse to be creepy and sloppy, and for those gentle souls, I present to you some options that are suited to your fancy.

We begin with the Hotel Lawrence a historic building tucked away in downtown Dallas. This hotel is classic and you can’t help but feel completely immersed in Dallas history. When walking into the swanky lobby, the fact that this is rumored to be one of the most haunted locations to stay in the Metroplex seems to drift away. The art deco décor is lavish and inviting, and the promise of milk and cookies makes it almost impossible to want to leave the comfortable seating area. But this stay isn’t about comfy couches and tasty treats, alas no, it’s about the bumps in the night and the fables haunting the halls. Legend has it that there are several haunted hot spots in the Lawrence and of course, my devotion to my readers I went to find out for myself how haunted the rooms where.

I imagine my staying at the Lawrence was what it was like for Mr. King to stay at the Stanley Hotel. If I had been left there alone with nothing but my room and a typewriter, I probably could have written a masterpiece. There are a few specific tales of why and what is haunting the Lawrence, in room 1009 is rumored to be the dwelling of a congressman who took his life, and in the basement the sound of children can be heard and the laundry carts move on their own. But the most recordings and scariest stories are of the legendary room 807, the haunt belonging to the deadly and devious Smiley.  There is debate on how he came to an untimely demise, some say it was a brutal butchering, other’s say it was by his own hands that he made his way into the afterlife, but all agree that Jack “Smiley” Jackson is no ghost to fool around with, from chocking guests with towels to allegedly slitting the throat of a man named Brookshire. I will admit the fear of staying in a hotel with such a devious spirit was a little uneasy, so naturally when I called to confirm my room I made certain I was staying in room 807.

When I arrived in my room, I got a true sense that I was stepping back into the past, making it easy to let all the spooky senses become heighten, and to my macabre fascination the view from my room looked over the grassy knoll, escalating the fear factor of the room to a magnificent level. I did some searching around looking for some spooks and frights. I didn’t see any visual apparitions but the goose bumps were there along with the sneaky feeling that I was not alone. I did find some startling evidence that I am a chicken, I made several attempts to go to the basement but for some mysterious (ok I say “mysterious” you might say “wussy”) reason I could never manage to send the elevator to the basement floor.

Perhaps I was a fortunate soul and the ghost of good kind Smiley decided he would let me stay in peace,  or perhaps he used me as a catalyst to tell other’s there’s no fear and to come stay at the Lawrence so he can feed his thirst of savage hauntery. There is no telling of what is real or make believe when looking into the paranormal. I’m not a ghost hunter, I’m just a girl who loves to look at the world with open eyes and let whatever excitement come my way. It’s fun to be scared, its fun to be frightened, so even though I didn’t see any goblins or ghouls it was still fun sitting on pins and needles waiting to see what might jump out of the darkness. 
(to be continued….)

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Once Bit Twice Frighten!


When I was a child my family was in community theater, the one play I remember my father doing first was Dracula. Granted I was four and the memory of the play itself is far gone, but the image of my father as Dracula is always a vivid memory. From the partial his dentist made so he could wear the most convincing fangs to the gorgeous flowing cape tailored to fit him perfectly. He was so real to me as Dracula that for several years I honestly thought he was. I suppose every child see's their father in some larger than life light when they are little and perhaps, because I saw my father as one of the most infamous horror icons ever, I fell in love with the genre and everything related to it. Now enough of the sappy crap, let's get down to what makes this awesome, today is all about Vampires in memory of my awesome (could have been Dracula) Dad.

So how do I make Vampires something to do with travel.... How will my genius figure this out, oh wait, I'm two steps ahead of you. Yep, Vampire themed cruise. That's right I said it! Cruise geared towards the one who just wants to bite everyone, and in Alaska. Ok little gnomes, dial down the excitement, I know you're picturing a cruise filled with savage teens running around nipping at each other's neck, but that's not the case here.

There's going to be a lot of themed activies for those who wish to go into vamp over load from fan fiction writing contest to a charity auction, and a savanger hunt. Plus the guest list is pretty stinking impressive. There's going to be a movie screaning festival hosted by John Edward Browning the worlds leading scholar on Vampire lore. For six years at the university-level, Browning has lectured across the states on Vampires, Zombies, and other gross monstery things, and during that time he has also presented research on the these subjects at various national conferences and festivals. Plus as an awesome side note, he's done such a good job spreading his fangy knowledge that he's slated to host a new television series on Vampire myths.

But the list gets even cooler from there. Before there was Edward Cullen, Bill Compton, or even Lestat, there was Dracula. Granted Nosferatu didn't make Dracula the hottness that is Edward Cullen, but Bram Stoker didn't want his big boy sexy because he glittered, he wanted you to be drawn to him because of his sneaky dark powers. Bram Stoker's Dracula is the one that started it all. Over one hundred years old and the book is the leading vampire bible. So many people would have given their right arm to meet the legend, but I offer you something else, the chance to meet one of his descendants. Dacre Stoker (the Dracula author's great grand-nephew) is scheduled to come and partake of all the Vampy fun aboard this haunting cruise.

And then there's the one who made me squeal and throw a pen at my super awesome boss Harold (five bucks). I don't get too giddy over many actors, but this one is one of those stars that makes my heart jump because he's such a wonderful talent. You might know him if you watch HBO, he's on a show called True Blood, and his name is Lafayette. Yep, hold onto your panties little gnomes I got excited too. Nelsan Ellis is a fantastic actor who has proven time and time again that there's no role he can't do. He's been in so many moving projects and every role he's in I believe is so wonderful that he cannot top it and he proves me wrong the next time I see him because he will inevitably knock me down with how phenomenal he is. If I didn't love cruises, if I didn't love horror, or Dracula at all the chance to meet him and listen to him give a Q&A is worth it all on it's own.

Now I could make this blog a small book about this cruise. I could go on and on about the ball that's being hosted on the ship or the day trips where you get to go explore Alaska and do whale watching. There is so much to do, that seven days is going to fly by. Any how stay spooky my little gnomes! I'll be back soon.


Monday, October 10, 2011

Who wants to stumble around like a zombie?


Ahh October, my favorite month of the year. It's the glorious time when the leaves change, the cool weather starts rolling in. Oh and it's also Halloween. Let me make something clear, Halloween is my absolute favorite holiday. It's truly all about having fun, no stress about cooking a huge bird or what I'm going to shove in it to make it taste scrumptious. Or stress about how I'm going to make my paycheck stretch far enough to feed my family, cover my bills, and buy a billion gifts for everyone I love and adore, or the dreadful stress of not wanting to be alone for the holiday or making sure you find the perfect way to say "Hey, I love your face". Nope, Halloween is all about being a brilliant day of fun and escape (and we all know how much I love the chance to escape). Plus it's fun to get scared sometimes, the rush you get when you get a little holiday fright... I love it.

But back to what this is really about, if your favorite traveler loves the creepiness of Halloween and the escape of hotels, it's safe to say a creepy hotel is my jack pot. Thus begins my Halloween inspired blog series, starting with Creepy Hotels that make my butt clench.

First, let me ask you, have you ever wanted to stay somewhere where the former owners were hacked to death my their daughter? Well at the Lizzie Borden house, your dream can come true! For only $150 a night you can stay where one of the most infamous murders in America took place. This Victorian gem has been restored and converted into a darling bed and breakfast. Come in and relax in the parlor where Andrew Borden napped just before getting slayed away by the apple of his eye, rest in the bed where Abby Borden was hacked away, and every morning dine on the the delicious breakfast (or as I like to call it, the last meal o'Borden) sampling the tasty treats the Borden's did just before they died. But hey if you're a little too much of a pansy to stay in this rustic beauty, tours are available for you at $12.50 a pop.

Next on the line is a hotel where you can say it's truly all about location. The Hotel Carter in New York City, is tucked into the exciting world of Time Square, it's luxury location and discounted prices are without compare and I'm guessing the smell of rancid rat feces make it the total package. I love making note of this hotel mostly because it's creepy for a very unexpected reason, and also solidifies something I told my sister. That yes, even though a hotel is inexpensive, it doesn't make it worth catching lice over. And at the Carter you get just that, it is voted one of the Dirtiest Hotels by Tripadvisor. Now if you're looking for a ghost element, there is the story about a dead woman found under a bed, but in all honesty when you look at the stories of how disgusting this place is, I don't think it's the ghost that will make your skin crawl, no, I think it's going to be the roaches and rats.

Last on this list is one near and dear to my heart, you see as a child I remember my father being in LOVE with the Shining, he watched it several times, and even went to stay at the Stanley Hotel. The movie has never really been scary for me, because I feel a true connection to it, because like my father I am a horror movie buff who would go stay in the home of Michael Meyers should it exist. The hotel was the inspiration for the great Stephen King when he stayed there in room 217, giving us the staggering book that haunted so many of us. Later the legend of the hotel became embedded all the more in our fascinations with Stanley Kubricks cinematic portrayal of the nightmares King wrote about. I should let you all know that the movie was not filmed in the actual Stanley Hotel, it was filmed in the Timberline Lodge in Oregon, maybe an option for those of you with who'd like the diet Shining experience. But in all honesty the Stanley Hotel is truly a piece of Americana history, especially it's pop culture history.


Now I never promised in this blog any ghosts, but I did promise creepy... You're welcome.